Titan Submersible
The Legacy Continues
The Titan Submersible is back in the conversation. The largest payout in history may go to the largest creep in history. Some dude was found guilty.
AI
I Do Not Recall
Tech companies are totally on top of what people want. French protestors push back against more road. Elon Musk would like a few dollars. The US says the ICC are the bad ones.
Fluff
Once Upon a Time in Tasmania
A reminder that we're specks in a system of chaos. A rare chance to hear a rare album. TikTok's looming end date sparks a technical challenge. The US is desperate to make Israel look good.
AI
PayPal's Bathwater
The world of AI is about as on fire as always. We're looking at our first Millennial Saint. PayPal got a nice loan from Belle Delphine. The US is wondering where everyone went.
Fluff
I Climbed Mt. Everest
A few humans did some pretty astonishing stuff recently. Other one did some pretty garbage stuff. Turns out, the internet is kinda okay. Also, wife bad.
Yay Science
Wrath of the Sun
The sun remains a deadly laser. Rich folks surely pay their fair share. US cops do what they do best. Tinder bows to Hinge, but Match wins regardless.
Bonus
How The SKHausage is Made
A behind-the-scenes look at how I put together the weekly Stuff Keeps Happening newsletter! This process has evolved quite a bit since the last time I shared it, so here's that.
AI
All Rabbit, No Hat
A very unimpressive Rabbit makes its debut. Boeing is running out of whistleblowers. Google would prefer AI over employees with morals. G7 countries are concerned about Israel's feelings getting hurt.
Justice
Ring in the Refunds
The FTC is issuing a few refunds. It's Deja Vu for the Weinstein trial. ByteDance is not keen on selling TikTok. Boeing is a very safe place for safe people (lie).
AI
Inhumane Products
The Ai pin truly is inhumane. Boeing is a paragon of safety. Google fired employees for having a basic conscience. The Vision Pro is not the loveliest thing to use during travel. Stardew Valley gets, somehow, another update.
Yay Science
Total Eclipse of Women
The Moon and the Sun are about to fight. McDonald's is very sowwy. Discord shattered a world record. Blue Checkmarks are hiding in the shadows. You may luck into becoming a digital homeowner. EA wasn't feeling supportive.
Fluff
I Am No Fool
This post has no gags in it. Be careful when sending dentist selfies. Facebook had their own ghostbusters. AT&T doesn't know how all that data got there. A 9-year-old wants to go to school.