AI
Hasbro Failed Their CON Save
There is a concerning amount of science happening. Hasbro isn't feeling the spirit of the holidays. E3 is officially actually for realsies dead. Google was found guilty.
AI
Politics
1.24 Million Cheese Wheels
Governments are asking Apple and Google to hand over your notification data. Baldur's Gate wins Game of the Year, again. Twitch is pulling out of South Korea. Google released a new AI and it is… fine?
Data Breach
Yep, Still Dead
The 23andMe hack remains absurd. Henry Kissinger is still dead. A massively anticipated trailer finally released. ChatGPT makes laws now. WaPo staff plan to walk off the job.
Fluff
My Kind of Law Enforcement
The only good kind of law enforcement was cited by the bad kind of law enforcement. Also, corporate realtors got got, NYC's mayor is under an increasingly public investigation, the crypto golden boy was guilty on all counts, and we sent a probe to Mercury.
Fluff
I Am In Another Castle
A sheep is like, really really stuck. Also, Panera's lemonade may have killed someone, a ninth grader made a cancer-fighting soap, the White House has some tepid opinions on AI, and that time when Quebec nearly declared sovereignty.
AI
Celestial Showdown
An eclipse is on the way! Check it out, but wear eclipse glasses. Also, a new Meta AI is generating some interesting stickers, Kaiser Permanente workers are on strike, the Biden Administration is facilitating more border wall construction, and a little known app was founded in 2010.
World News
A Very Thirsty Computer
A massive earthquake has shaken Morocco. Also, training chatty AIs takes a real toll on natural resources, Google is rolling out shiny new tracking software in Chrome, and today may not be the best day to do an "on this day" gag.