Elon Musk
What a Waste
Hey, what if we actually were rooting out waste instead of... whatever the hell is going on instead
Tech
Three Cheers for Quiet Nerds
The new administration is deleting data, references, and medical guidance, but they didn't account for good-hearted nerds
AI
Nvidia’s Heist Episode
Nvidia pulls off an art heist. An 11 month update of the siege on Gaza. Google demands your friendship. I want to send files across the globe.
Twitch
Attack of the Female Presenting Nipple
Boobs remain hotly contested on Twitch. Google Maps was a narc. The team at WOTC who helped kickstart Baldur's Gate 3 is wiped out. Threads is opening up a bit. Also its WINDY outside.
FINALLY
A Beary Good Picnic
US Senator Diane Feinstein has died at the age of 90 while still serving in office. Also, Google is killing off even more products, a bear has a taste for quality food, the US government may shut down quite soon, and maybe you should avoid Lockheed-built aircraft.
World News
A Very Thirsty Computer
A massive earthquake has shaken Morocco. Also, training chatty AIs takes a real toll on natural resources, Google is rolling out shiny new tracking software in Chrome, and today may not be the best day to do an "on this day" gag.