News
Powered by Wine and Lollipops
And old man (and former head of state) has been found liable for assault. Also, Spotify is dealing with AI producers, a woman survived in the wilds off of wine and candy, Tucker Carlson has a new home and more.
News
News
I Am The King of Pasta
Someone dumped hundreds of pounds of pasta in a forest. Also, an old man says to call him "king", Moderna prefers profits over living humans, an exoplanet might just dunk on our science, and more.
News
DeSantis Bit By A Mouse
They're making an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie but aged up. Also, Disney is suing DeSantis, yet more tech layoffs, Montana trans bullshit is going down and have you seen these SWEET DEALS?
News
I Am The New Tucker Carlson
The cop who killed Breonna Taylor has a new gig! Also, some guys named Tucker Lemon and Don Carlson lost their jobs I think, your AI friend would like a word with you, Sonic has a new union and more.
News
I Would Walk 500 Miles
The Proclaimers will not be at the coronation because they supported the interruption of the proclamation. Also, Twitter mishaps, Supreme Court non-decisions, expensive AI hardware and more.
News
I've Poisoned Your Cheesecake
We arrested some Nazis for setting stuff alight. Also, the FBI still doesn't like encryption, Twitter finally drops old blue checks, an attempted murder-by-cheesecake, Imgur goes full Tumblr and more.
News
Mouse Brains in Shocking Clarity
Lemme tell ya, we can really REALLY look at mouse brains now. Also, stop shooting people, video game accessibility is neat, Twitter does not care about trans people, Amazon is butthurt and more.
News
Artificial Human Resources
Companies love AI because it optimizes numbers while ignoring humanity. Also, Montana likely to ban TikTok state-wide somehow, Google is spooked about AI, even more shootings and more. And yet, I remain excited for the new Zelda.
News
Two Million Dimes
Someone stole two million dimes form a truck full of dimes. Also, massive intelligence leaks, super old politicians wont quit, NPR and PBS are out of Twitter, the CashApp founder was not randomly murdered, and more.
News
We Are All Lofi Girl On This Blessed Day
We got Lofi Girl Lore that we definitely didn't deserve. Also, more shootings, a giant trash fire, thousands of pounds of toxic dirt spilled, a sentient gun and more.
News
Ancient Cave Hallucinations
ChatGPT hallucinated the opposite of reality and now is being sued. Also, the Mario movie is breaking records, Musk doesn't know what NPR is, cavemen used to get super high, Apple is trying hard to prevent more unions and more.
News
Simply Don't Get Shot
Clarence Thomas "failed to report" hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts. Also, Elon Musk has compromising videos of you, a ton of actual bullshit against trans folks, Tennessee lawmakers show their true selves and more. But hey, at least the Mario Movie is out