Politics
A Failed Feline Gambit
The debate came and went, and all the while a man stood on stage and said his source was "TV"
Politics
Politics
Interrupting the Chud-O-Sphere
The department of justice is disrupting the disrupting space of right wing disruption. Say a prayer for Political Party A.
Politics
The Biden of Bad News
An old man wrote a letter to the nation. An HR company learns the difference between humans and resources. A promising HIV drug trial completes. Texas is gonna get a bit more Musky.
World News
A Year on Mars
Europe has some elections. Clothing may be more easily recycled because science. Some folks just stepped out of Mars. An old man refuses to step out from behind the wheel.
Titan Submersible
The Legacy Continues
The Titan Submersible is back in the conversation. The largest payout in history may go to the largest creep in history. Some dude was found guilty.
AI
PayPal's Bathwater
The world of AI is about as on fire as always. We're looking at our first Millennial Saint. PayPal got a nice loan from Belle Delphine. The US is wondering where everyone went.
Fluff
I Climbed Mt. Everest
A few humans did some pretty astonishing stuff recently. Other one did some pretty garbage stuff. Turns out, the internet is kinda okay. Also, wife bad.
Apple
Walled Garden of Eden
Apple is pulling some next level bullshit. A beloved internet production studio is kill. A message in a bottle returned after 40 years. The US SOTU happened and I would have preferred to forget. TikTok is on the chopping block again.
Worker's Rights
Four Day Work Week When?
The four day workweek still looks mighty fine. Florida's surgeon general is playing real world Pandemic. Robert F Kennedy's AI is already offline. A short ceasefire is somewhat on the table.
Fluff
A Leap of a Day
One woman made college free for hundreds of students. Mitch McConnell is retiring a century late. Stardew Valley gets a patch soon. Your allergies may one day be history.
Yay Science
ShagGPT
We learned more about the effects of Long COVID on the brain. Alabama's supreme court made the dumbest possible choice. ChatGPT is soooooo randumb lol, so lets bring it to Tinder.
Fluff
Wizard Crimes & Soapy PR
Harry Potter was nearly arrested. The Ocean gets an oil change. The US is seeking to send about $100 Billion in aid to wars. Disneyland Cast Members seek to unionize.