Fluff
It is time to celebrate Golden Retrievers. Also, Texas needs to calm the hell down, the cartoon people are trying to unionize, the US Fed launches instant money transfer, Russia is shelling Ukrainian food exports, and the day we set foot on the moon.
Yay Science
We're making continuous strides in Alzheimer's research and treatment. Also, Trump is again being investigated while fake electors are charged, email typos lead to leaked military documents, a man and his dog were save from shipwreck, and Rome was a little bit very on fire.
Politics
A dude nearly broke a biking record but instead broke a bone. Also, America loves a good war crime, Tennessee's trans care ban may happen after all, Canada finds that emoji are legally binding, and one man who just won't die.