Fluff
All-You-Can-Eat Police
A woman learns the extend of an all-you-can-eat special. Twitter is very heavy. Breonna Taylor still needs justice. Google unleashes destructive imagination.
Corporate Injustice
2.9 Billion Person Data Leak
A near record-breaking data breach happened. San Francisco has a continuing X-odus. The Beast from within is emerging. Disney announced a sequel or two.
Yay Science
Total Eclipse of Women
The Moon and the Sun are about to fight. McDonald's is very sowwy. Discord shattered a world record. Blue Checkmarks are hiding in the shadows. You may luck into becoming a digital homeowner. EA wasn't feeling supportive.
Corporate Injustice
SKH: Rona Edition
I'm sick but heres links
Economy
Very Normal Things, Truly
A house was demolished on accident while the owner was away. Also, Canada is looking into UBI, a judge was fired for pointing a gun at someone in court, Reddit may pull out of search results, and a slightly successful device launched in 2001.
Oof Science
Do We Really Need More Arms?
The Doc Ock suit is real because we must construct our own demise. Also, Twitter's traffic is hella down, the US Speaker situation deepens, Biden wants $105 Billion for war, and a fancy building opened up.
Battle Bots, But Not Like That
Twitter is finally going paid-only. Also, we still don't have a Speaker of the House, the CIA had a bit of a whoopsie on their social profile, a devastating event is unfolding in Gaza, and a land purchase by the US is contested to this day.
Xee you on Xe Other Xide
An unbelievably hype corn field find. Also, welcome to Xwitter, Florida wants to tell kids that Black people benefited from slavery, Netflix's stock plummet, and a bloody battle in Scotland.