World News
A Georgia man received a million dollar speeding ticket. Also, Australia said "no" to giving representation to indigenous people, the US House of Representatives is still a complete disaster, Israel is continuing their assault on the people of Gaza, and a French royal didn't quite make it.
World News
A massive earthquake has shaken Morocco. Also, training chatty AIs takes a real toll on natural resources, Google is rolling out shiny new tracking software in Chrome, and today may not be the best day to do an "on this day" gag.
World News
Australia is going to look away from the porn you're watching. Also, Elon Musk wants your biometrics for vague reasons, Texas is continuing their streak of being absolute dogshit for human rights, Instagram may be messing with their Reels format, and a Confederate general that was a "huge mistake".
Gaming
We uh... lost contact with the Voyager 2. Temporarily, at least. Also, Nintendo's Switch 2 rumors, MrBeast sues his burger people, the situation in Niger is continuing to heat up, and we signed a document.
Threads is hemorrhaging users already. Also, there's an ongoing coup attempt in Niger, the Pentagon is not happy about a major security breach, Sam Altman wants to fix humanity by further exploiting the poor, and today marks the start of a very good pirate game.